Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever
happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.

"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car."
his co-worker replied.

"How was he going to do it?"

"He took an engine from a Porsche, tyres from a Mercedes, seats from a
TVR, and chassis from a Lotus and, well, you get the idea."

"So what did he end up with?"

"Ten years in prison."

Maybe he should have had taken some Saturn parts too.