http://carfun.forum9.biz/feed/? Latest topics Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:16:31 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/revaz-blue/logo.gif http://carfun.forum9.biz/feed/? http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/a-new-breed-of-car-t10.htm Admin Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked. "He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car." his co-worker replied. "How was he going to do it?" "He took an engine from a Porsche, tyres from a Mercedes, seats from a TVR, and chassis from a Lotus and, well, you get the idea." "So what did he end up with?" "Ten years in prison." Maybe he should have had taken some Saturn ... Car Jokes Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:16:31 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/a-new-breed-of-car-t10.htm#10 http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/a-new-breed-of-car-t10.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/great-way-to-paint-racing-stripes-t9.htm Admin

Now that he's got the racing stripes, it's time for those aftermarket parts to make the car run faster than a Pontiac with Pontiac Trans Sport Van Parts.]]> Funny Car Pics Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:55:11 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/great-way-to-paint-racing-stripes-t9.htm#9 http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/great-way-to-paint-racing-stripes-t9.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/some-city-driving-tips-t8.htm Admin Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway. Using an on/off ramp to pass is perfectly acceptable when when freeway traffic drops below 10 m.p.h. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions and apparently not enforceable in most metro areas. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over, doesn't mean that the driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think ... Car Jokes Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:48:13 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/some-city-driving-tips-t8.htm#8 http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/some-city-driving-tips-t8.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/a-ford-and-a-chevy-t7.htm Admin William L. Eppley of Chicago, Illinois shared this joke: "Near the end of their racing careers, a Ford and a Chevrolet made a pact. The first one to reach racing heaven would let the other know if heaven even had car racing. As luck would have it, the Chevrolet was demolished in a fiery wreck. A few days later, it revealed itself to the Ford in a vision. "I have some good news and some bad news," the Chevy told the Ford. "The good news is that heaven is crazy about auto racing. They ... Car Jokes Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:38:14 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/a-ford-and-a-chevy-t7.htm#7 http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/a-ford-and-a-chevy-t7.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/yugo-jokes-t6.htm Admin We've heard a lot of jokes being thrown at Lada vehicles. But Yugo is not far behind. Here's some of them from this site: " Q: How do you upgrade a Yugo car? A: Put in an engine. A. "TRADE IT FOR A TRABBIE" (the late great Roosian "people's car") A. "PARK IT NEXT TO A PORTAJOHN.....AND LEAVE IT UNLOCKED" A. "CRUSH IT AND USE IT FOR TRACTION BALLAST IN YOUR BIG DOG 4X4 PICKEMUP TRUCK" Q: Why do Yugos have heated rear windows? ... Car Jokes Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:22:30 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/yugo-jokes-t6.htm#6 http://carfun.forum9.biz/car-jokes-f2/yugo-jokes-t6.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/a-limo-on-water-t5.htm Admin

Check out this limo treading water. If it is equipped with a Westin X-treme Brush Guard, could it get wet?]]> Funny Car Pics Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:00:48 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/a-limo-on-water-t5.htm#5 http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/a-limo-on-water-t5.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/talk-about-going-green-t4.htm Admin

This is taking green revolution to the extreme. Would a car like this contain the power of a V8 with a Weiand Action Plus Series Intake Manifold?]]> Funny Car Pics Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:58:47 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/talk-about-going-green-t4.htm#4 http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/talk-about-going-green-t4.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/is-this-funny-or-cool-t3.htm Admin

Would you like to cruise around the city with this car? Let's assume that it comes with luxury car features like Weathertech Advantage Luxury Floor Mats, would you buy one?]]> Funny Car Pics Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:55:47 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/is-this-funny-or-cool-t3.htm#3 http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/is-this-funny-or-cool-t3.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/truly-a-japanese-car-t2.htm Admin

Anyone who loves Pikachu would surely love this car. Performance enthusiasts who loves Pikachu would surely add Weapon R Dragon Short Ram Intake to this car.]]> Funny Car Pics Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:53:26 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/truly-a-japanese-car-t2.htm#2 http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/truly-a-japanese-car-t2.htm http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/great-trailer-t1.htm Admin

This is one cool way to modify your ride. Would this car benefit from a Warn Trans4mer Brush Guard though?]]> Funny Car Pics Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:49:22 GMT http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/great-trailer-t1.htm#1 http://carfun.forum9.biz/funny-car-pics-f1/great-trailer-t1.htm